EW New Classics 75-51

75. Project Runway: Without it we would not have the catch phrases, make it work, hot tranny mess and whatever Heidi says when they are voted off. And the musical that Santino makes about Tim Gunn and Andre. Priceless. Lighten up, it’s just fashion.

74. Wiseguy: Another one we have never heard of.

73. OZ: The 67th reason why we would never want to go to prison is OZ.

72. Newsradio: Dave Foley, Andy Dick, Maura Tierney, Joe Rogan and the late Phil Hartman made well New radio funny.

71. Friday Night Lights: It is the show that no one watches but should.

70. Everybody Loves Raymond: It brought the family sitcom back, even though we did not think it was funny. So I guess you can say the couch did not love Raymond. Hey you can’t please everyone

69. The Colbert Report: Truthiness. Stephen Colbert took his stellar reporting from the Daily show and carried it over to his own news show, which is almost as good as Jon Stewart. We said almost.

68. Jackass: As my nephew would say falling is always funny, but so are fart jokes, and stapling parts of your body that should not be stapled, underwear made out of bees, and basically beating the shit out of your friends.

67. Planet Earth: Now we have not seen this yet but we heard it is amazing in high def, and not that was not just from our stoner friends.

66. Grey’s Anatomy: Oh Grey’s. We have had a rocky relationship with you. We watched you when you were the midseason replacement, we endured your new fans when they all jumped on the bandwagon, we stayed with you during the crappy 4th season (that you pulled out in the end) and more importantly we have not punched Meredith in the face. Now about the whole Mc so and so thing. We are over it.

65. Family Guy: Probably the only show on the list that was cancelled and then thanks to the Cartoon Network and DVD sales did FOX beg to get them back and then signed it’s creator to a $100 million deal. All of this for a show where the men have balls as chins.

64. The Osbournes: SHARRRRRON! The original celeb reality show showed us that eh Prince of Darkness was just a normal Dad. Well a normal Dad that swears a lot and sometimes eats the heads off of bats. Well ok he just did it that once… but still…

63. Mystery Science Theatre 3000: A Man, and two robots enter a movie theatre, watch some B-D movies and make comments on them. No it is not a joke; it was Mystery Science Theatre 3000. You have them to thank every time you watch a bad movie and make fun of it. (Armageddon).

62. House: He is mean, grumpy, a pill popper, snarky and walks with a cane. He is also the best doctor on TV right now. Just imagine if he were at Seattle Grace he would rip Meredith a new one. Oh and if you have heard of his name before it is also because it’s a noun.

61. The Office (the American version): One of the funniest shows on TV at the moment. Yes we know that there was a British version and trust us the people that tell you that the British version was funny are only trying to sound cool. Michael cooked his foot in a George Forman Grill. What more do you need to say? That’s what she said.

60. Xena Warrior Princess: Sadly never watched. Or take away the sadly and just we never watched it.

59. Battlestar Gallatica: The best Frakin’s sci fi show since Star Trek.

58. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Sadly we are more excited for when Conan will be taking over next year.

57. The Amazing Race: There is a reason why this wins best reality competition every year. Cause it is so damn good!

56. Desperate Housewives: Bored suburbia housewives gossip and sleep with gardeners. Oh and there are secrets.

55. Pee-Wee’s Playhouse: Loved this as a kid and stoner’s across the world love it still now. Who hasn’t had a secret word of the day and then scream when someone else says it.

54. Moonlighting: Yes Bruce Willis was once on a nighttime television show.

53. Will and Grace: Revolutionalized TV by being the first show to really focus on two gay characters and the women who love them. Honestly we would take or leave Will and Grace, but Jack and Karen? Never.

52. Felicity: I have a personal attachment to this show since she and I went to college at the same time, but I did not chop my hair off. This was JJ Abram’s first show on television and if you like us watch td you rehe rest of his shows you see that he loves using the same people over and over (Greg Gunenburg we are looking at you)

51. Melrose Place: It was a Spinoff of 90210, oh yea, Grant Show dated Kelly then moved to Melrose Place, but it wasn’t a hot until Heather Locklear showed up that it got good. And hello Marcia Cross blew the place up!


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