Dear Reality contestants

Jon Unger here. How's it going? Happy Thursday if you will. I hope you're well.

Upon watching this week's Top Chef, I realized something. Ya'll don't do your homework.

At ALL.

Seriously.

Let's discuss the quick-fire challenge first. Although basically everyone received high marks for their desserts, you could see the panic in EVERYONE'S eyes when Padma announced the task at hand. She even referred to the poor desserts in the last three seasons. Those look of panics should not happen. Have you never seen TC? You wouldn't know that already, therefore study up on pastries, ice cream, etc? In the words of Flava Flav: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow".

Then the elimination challenge. Jennifer and Antonia. Welcome to a reality show. When you don't do what's asked, you're eliminated. When you don't follow the rules, you're eliminated. When you substitute SEABASS for POLISH SAUSAGE, you're eliminated. Take care.