what the hell's on that note?!

Desperate Housewives returns tonight on ABC and it couldn't have arrived sooner.

When we last left our menopausal bitches, Katharine and Bree had a brief truce, Dylan tried to put together her mother's burnt note, Carlos was temporarily blinded without Gabby knowing, Susan dealt with Mike's addiction problem (please let this storyline end soon....), and Nicolette Sheridan stood around with nothing to do.

We hear shocks occur during each of the last 5 episodes this season. Consider us hooked!