Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Viva Hollywood: Slap me.


This show is ridiculously bad. In a cheesy, Telemundo, you can't keep your eyes away from it sort of way.

Not only do the contestants perform in scenes involving slapping, punching, hair-pulling, and shoving into pools, but they have death scenes at the end. Yes, the two contestants in the bottom 2 shoot a death scene every week to see who "lives" on to see another day.

Hello, the death scene for this week had the title "The Massacre of the Mask". You can't make this stuff up.


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Plus, we get the return of Vinci, the rebel model from 8th & Ocean. That modeling career must be in the frakkin CRAPPER now. AND, the ONLY GUY who has trouble speaking English is in danger of leaving the show. Aren't telemundos in SPANISH?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just as I was thinking "GOD I'd like to throw both these chicks down a flight of stairs..." Prayer works!